- Y2K -
I've heard scary rumors I can't comprehend
How closing this decade will hasten my fate,
So I'll drink and be merry because it's the end.

Next year all computers will launch Y2K
Because of confusion surrounding the date?
I've heard scary rumors I can't comprehend.

I'm told all my money will vanish away
And the world's banks will crumble and not reinstate,
So I'll drink and be merry because it's the end.

The phones will stop ringing, my X-box won't play,
My car will sit idle (and so will my mate);
I've heard scary rumors I can't comprehend.

The grocery store shelves will be bare in a day
But most likely I'll starve 'cause I like to sleep late,
So I'll drink and be merry because it's the end.

I suppose one advantage could make things okayŚ
If I pay all my debts with bad checks I postdate
'Cause I've heard scary rumors I can't comprehend,
So I'll drink and be merry because it's the end.