it comes, the Yellow September Beast
With roars and hisses and belching
While swallowing children, its curbside
Then rumbles away with dread to
But what of the children? See their
As the Beast grumbles at those left
Their eyes fill with terror of strange
With every rattle or metallic grind.
But fear not, dear mothers, safety awaits
When the Beast arrives at the
And persuades the children with open gate
To become a bit smarter than before.
So remember as it roars 'round the
The Yellow September Beast is our