- LIAR! -
Step into my private world
 And hear my praises sung
As Time is forged by my desire
 And Truth obeys my tongue.

Each small event within my sphere
 Or challenge I surmount
Adds to the glory of my life,
 And swells with each recount.

When accusations slither forth
 And dare to hiss my name,
A clever tale between my lips
 Absolves me of the blame.

Begone, all scoffers who deny
 The Truths I have conceived,
Lest I awaken from my sleep
 And be the one deceived.